I overhead a top section player at the recent contest… “Drawn last and I won’t be on stage till gone nine. By the time the results arrive, it’ll be tomorrow before I get home.” I smiled, remembering when I first started playing. Someone must have had an evil streak to invent the fourth section. Think […]
Our trusty conductor has just emailed our start up schedule after long Covid Hibernation. My first emotion was total elation, which saw me leaping around the house. After the euphoria had subsided, three questions dawned on me, as it has for most banders. Q1 – Where is my instrument? Is it still in the under-stair […]
“A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the baritone and doesn’t” Mark Twain. Why did you end up on the brass instrument you play in your band? Was it by chance or, as a kid, did you deliberately seek out your musical destiny on a baritone, bass, or bongo? When I first began […]
I just made my acquaintance with that famous aria ‘AstraZeneca’, which brought tears to my eyes, a dead arm and a head like I have been living in the bell end of a bass trombone. The timing for the vaccine could not have been worse, just before I was due to make an online recording […]
The band on stage are ripping through the loud fast and furious section of the test piece as the quiet middle section approaches. The piece calms down to a mere whispering timp’ roll. It’s almost silent in the hall as the first of the lyrical cadenzas is about to sing out. The atmosphere is electric, and everyone […]
When bands folk go to the great band room in the sky it is always sad and particularly so for me when I read of the recent passing of the legendary Trevor Mumford, who, here in South Wales and much further afield was a ‘once met, impossible to forget’ bandsman for all the right reasons. […]
It has been six months since I sat on a stage with my band at the area finals in Swansea. Apart from online collaborations, I truly thought there was nothing else going on in the banding world. I was so wrong! There is one pastime that has been totally unaffected by Covid-19. A dark and […]
Everybody is utterly bored with the fake news. If it’s not Covid-19, its clueless politicians or football matches with fake crowds. Not a brass band in sight – except for those lucky Manx people who are, apparently plague free, and virtual brass banding knitted together like a musical sock. So, what have we learned from this awful pandemic? […]
I have lost count of the number of times I have heard a stupid request just as the band are about to register. “Has anyone got a small screwdriver or an elastic band?” “Hang on – I’ll just check my shirt pocket…Nope…just a mole wrench and a Black and Decker WorkMate sorry.” It makes you […]
Ten-year-old Barry Trotter is an orphan who lives in the Yorkshire village ‘Lack o’ th’ Silverware’ with the Worsleys: his uncaring Aunt Begonia, horrid Uncle Virgil and spoiled Cousin Walter. One day a letter arrives in his bedroom under the stairs where he is practicing on his cornet. Before he can open it, Uncle Virgil […]